Haiku
Trees are tall and green
Tree bark is used as paper
Trees are so cool yo
Burgers
Have you ever seen a live, walking burger? If you haven't, it's okay. It's pretty rare! Let me tell you a story about my friend Sam. One day Sam was walking down an alley, when he saw a perfectly good hamburger. He was pretty hungry, so he decided to eat it. He heard a strange noise, so he looked around, but no one was there. Right before he took a bite, the hamburger jumped right out of his hands and was standing there on two legs! Out of the meat popped two little arms and two eyes on the top bun. Sam and the burger stared at each other for a couple minutes. Sam couldn't believe how bizarre this was, so he ran as fast as his stubby little legs could carry him.
After that unbelievable experience Sam didn't want eat. He wasn't hungry at all, but he had a funny feeling like someone was watching him. He was crossing the street when there it was, the hamburger, sitting on top of the lamp post. He just kept walking though he didn't see anything.
Later that day, Sam decided to go bowling with his friends. The burger was there waiting for him. Sitting on the window sill, it seemed to be almost twice as big as before. It watched Sam's every move. After bowling, Sam and his friends went to see a movie, but a couple of seats next to Sam was a hamburger, as big as a person! He asked his friends if they saw it, but when they looked, nothing was there. Maybe it was his imagination? Sam just thought he was just being paranoid. It couldn't be real!!!!!!
As he went home that night, there was a huge thunder storm and the power went out through the entire neighborhood. His Dad told him to go down stairs to get some flashlights. Sam found the flashlights, when he heard a big "BOOM". Suddenly thunder struck, and lit up the whole room. When it did, he thought he saw something move. He turned on the flashlight and there were tons of burgers everywhere. They started charge at him. A giant wave of burgers hit him and knocked him down on the ground. He tried to get up, but they were too strong. Then the lights came on, but very dimly, only enough to see. Just then, Sam heard a loud THUD. THUD , THUD, THUD!!!!!!!!! It was a giant hamburger about 15ft tall. All the little burgers threw Sam against the wall. The giant burger could talk and said "burgers have been eaten for to long!" "Billions lost, because of your people", it said. " Now let's see how you like it!" The hamburger's razor-sharp teeth jutted out of its mouth and it began to charge at Sam.
Sam started to scream like a little girl and wet his pants. He closed his eyes and everything went quiet…….. When he opened his eyes and he was sitting in the alley. He must of fallen asleep, but something felt weird. His pants were still wet and the hamburger was sitting there next to him. He got up and started poking it, but nothing moved. He walked away, but before he could get too far, the hamburger grew to the size a skyscraper, so Sam closed his eyes and clicked his heels three times, repeating "there's no place like home." "There's no place like home." "There's no place like home." When Sam opened his eyes he was back home and he heard his Dad calling for him to go to the basement to find some flashlights, because the power was out. Right before he got to the stairs heard an evil laugh coming from the basement! Sam was never heard from again, so next time you have a craving for a burger………………………………………THINK AGAIN!!!!!!!!
