Poem Parody

I have a confession.

That might send you into depression.

You may think you know me.

But others might disagree

I couldn't have told you before.

Because it was too much gore.

Forgive me

This is not how you wanted me to be.

I could not stop, it was too much fun.

I know now want I have done.

It was my destiny,

To end world tyranny.

This piece was about Abraham Lincoln telling his wife about his secret life of killing vampires. In the book Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter he never told his wife about killing vampires. He feels kind of sorry that he did it, but at the same time it would have been so dangerous.