Friday, December 9, 2011

The Waitress with Big Dreams


May I. Take-Order is a waitress. She wants to become a star football player for the Green Bay Packers. But for now she works at Applebee's. She practices football all the time.
"Set, Hut, Hut, Hike!" May yells then snaps the ball (Burger).
As she snaps the pretend football and at this time everyone in Applebee's is staring at her. Because how many times have you see a waitress play football with a burger in a restaurant? 
"She has time, May throws it down the right side line!" May yells.
The burger is flying through the air and the burger smashes right into the costumers face. May throws her arms up in the air.
"TOUCHDOWN!"
The costumer she hit wasn’t just any costumer it was the Packers Manager! He walks over to her.
"That was a marvelous show you just put on there," He says.
"Really!?" May is getting really excited now.
"Yes! How about you and me take a trip to Lambeau Field and see what you can do." He says.
"YES, YES, YES!" May screams and by now she is jumping for joy.
As May is leaving the restaurant she screams "See ya SUCKAS, I am going to be a GREEN BAY PACKER!!!"


As she arrived at Lambeau she dashed out of the car and ran straight into the building. They told her to get on the field. She was ready, she had all her gear and everyone was set.
"Hut, Hut, Hike!" Yells Mays
After throwing multiple perfect passes not letting one touch the ground, they decide to put her into a game. May brings the Packers to a 16-0 season.

It the super bowl and they are down. 6 seconds left they and they are down 35-31. They on the 10 yard-line.
"Hike!" May screams.
"It's a QB Sneak!" says the announcer.
May breaks free. She dives into the end zone! Crash! Like the sound of a window breaking woke her with a start.
"Oh, it was just a dream," May thought to herself.
"Well maybe I am just seeing the Future!"

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